A list of puns related to "Six pack"
What do you call a big white furry monster with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman.
I got a six pack for my wife
Best trade I ever made
Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
Ab originals.
A guy walks up to the convenience store counter and tries to buy a six pack with a fake $20 bill.
The elderly woman clerk quickly realized it was fake and became enraged!! She started screaming, grabbed his hair and slammed his head on the counter until he was out cold.
She was SO upset she had a counter fit.
Did you hear about the first Australian to ever develop a six pack?
He was an Ab-original.
My brother can't stop talking about a growth that he's developed on his six-pack.
I think he's ab cyst.
Spider-Man catches a guy stealing a six-pack from a convenience store...
The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.
That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.
What do you call a native Australian with a six-pack?
An Ab-original.
I picked up a six pack of New Glarus bock tonight...
After finishing a bottle -
Wife: How was it?Me: So good I think I'll have another, bock to bock.Wife: eye roll
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
What do you bring to a pandemic?
A six pack of ice cold coronas
My dad said my brother was going to give me a lifetime supply of condoms for Christmas...
I said, “That sounds expensive”
“A six pack isn’t expensive”
Quesadilla
Whenever someone at a Mexican restaurant orders a quesadilla, dad says, "oooooh, I hope you're hungry. I can't eat a whole one. Best I've ever done in one sitting is a six-pack-adilla."
My friends have always called me "dad" because it rhymes with my name. I'm just trying to live up to it.
Co-worker had just returned from buying me a pack of smokes and hands me the change, which I tell him he can keep.Coworker: WOW! A whole six cents! Now I can feed my family.... /sMe: No, now you can see dead people...Queue eye rolling and stares from customers.
During university move out
I'm moving out of my dorm room this morning to go home for the summer, and my dad is up to give me a hand. There's an elevator that we're taking so I don't have to take my cart down the stairs, and we're packed in with five or six other people. One of them looks at the wall of the elevator and notices that somebody has written "Hannah" on it, and says "What was Hannah doing in here?"
Me: "Writing on the wall, from the looks of things."
Other person: "Well, can't argue with that."
My dad: "So you're saying you can see the Hannah writing on the wall?"
All: groan
FWD: Fwd: FWD FWD: Fwd: Emails from Dad
MAN LAWS
The International Rules of Manhood
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legallykilled and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friendout of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is offlimits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge isforbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present foranother man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday isstrictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar ofthe birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, notthe weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you mayask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who'splaying.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have broughther to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purposeof flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only whenyou're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a toplessmodel and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowedto kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't seeanything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated asspies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability todrink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman mustremain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice ofpizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talkingabout his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend ofyours, except if she's withholding
My neighbor's Dad hit me with this one when he saw me leaving with a case of beer...
So my neighbor and his dad are up on the roof fixing it and spot me leaving with a case of beer. His dad asks if I know about the Cajun Seven Course Meal. I said, "No. What is it?" He replies, "A link of boudin and a six pack."
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An Abdominal Snowman
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman
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